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Satire: Chuck Schumer: ‘You Try Negotiating With the Greatest Dealmaker of All Time’

By Matt Negrin and Anne VanderMey

Satire: Trump’s Health Report Spurs Burger-Based Diet Craze

By Anne VanderMey and Ashwin Rodrigues

Satire: Virtual Reality Headset Perfectly Simulates Future of Total Darkness

By Anne VanderMey and Ashwin Rodrigues

Leadership

5 New Year’s Resolutions From Highly Successful People

By Anne VanderMey

How To Buy Bitcoin—Advice From Your Trusted Financial Adviser

By Matt Negrin and Anne VanderMey

Satire: Outrage in the Sky After Delta Neglects to Thank Diamond Medallion Members

By Anne VanderMey and Ashwin Rodrigues

Leadership

Fortune’s Favorite Business Books of the Year

By Polina Marinova, Matthew Heimer, and others

Satire: Twitter Promises to Enforce Terms of Service in Second Iteration of Humanity

By Anne VanderMey and Ashwin Rodrigues

Satire: It’s Time to Admit No One Knows What the Blockchain Is

By Anne VanderMey and Ashwin Rodrigues

Careers

Employees With Kids Are More Dedicated Than Most Bosses Realize

By Jessica Rohman, Sarah Lewis-Kulin, and others

Satire: Walmart to Bloodthirsty Shoppers, ‘Have Fun Out There!’

By Anne VanderMey and Ashwin Rodrigues

Retail

The Fortune 2018 Power Ranking: Who’s Going to Have a Good Year

By Michal Lev-Ram, Tom Huddleston Jr., and others

Leadership

The Top Elections to Watch in 2018—and What Will Happen

By Geoffrey Smith and Anne VanderMey

Here’s Who’s Going to Win the Super Bowl in 2018

By Matthew Heimer and Anne VanderMey

Finance

Here’s What’s Going to Happen to the Economy Next Year

By Matthew Heimer and Anne VanderMey