đ„ A Boom with a Viewđ„ is a column about startups and the technology industry, written by Erin Griffith. Find them all here: fortune.com/boom.
The on-demand economy is here, friends, and if you arenât using an Uber-like app for all your grocery, housecleaning, parking, lawn mowing, and personal butler needs, you are missing out. And even if youâre not, have you considered the Uber for massages? How about haircuts? Or perhaps flowers, restaurant reservations, laundry, booze, marijuana, dog walking, cat sitting, or pizza? What about HourlyNerd, the Uber for on-demand business consultants?
Todayâs startups for on-demand services have stretched a good idea to its utter limits. Amid the scramble to re-create the success of the original âUber for Xâ companyâUberâventure investors poured $17.8 billion into the category last year, according to CB Insights.
The wave of on-demand startups has drawn obvious comparisons to Kozmo.com and Webvan, two notorious âdot-bombsâ of the 2000 tech bubble. But on-demand acolytes argue that this time itâs different. There werenât enough people using the Internet in the Kozmo.com days, they say, and the countryâs delivery networks werenât built out. Sixteen years later we have mobile phones, big data, and an army of willing âgig economyâ workers. (There is even a tier of startups building software to help âUber for Xâ companies manage said armies of workers.)
And sure, todayâs on-demand startups are more efficient, more technologically advanced, and more realistic than Kozmo.com was. But the dot-bombs taught us one lesson that still applies today: Moving stuff from point A to point B is expensive and complicated, and no amount of Internet magic can change that. Delivering goods and services is, at its core, a low-margin logistics business.
With investors entering 2016 with more caution (and emphasis on profits), cracks are beginning to show in once-promising companies. DoorDash and Postmates, two well-funded delivery startups, are struggling to retain their workers, according to a New York Times report. Instacart (No. 61, The Unicorn List), the grocery-delivery business carrying a $2 billion valuation, in December upped prices by 50% and laid off 12 recruiters. Homejoy, a housecleaning service with $64 million in funding, abruptly shut down last summer. In the fourth quarter of last year, the number of venture capital investments in on-demand startups plunged to just 34, almost half that of the prior quarter and its lowest level in two years.
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Even engineers, the motherâs milk of Silicon Valley, have begun to ask potential employers wonky financial questions like âDo you have negative gross margins?â before they take a job. In other words: Do you lose money on each transaction? Are you handing out dollars for 85Âą? Are you Wile E. Coyote, moments before hurtling off a cliff?
No one really wants more dot-bombs. So a lesson to those who relish on-demand luxuries: Itâs cool to summon a midnight manicure with a tap of your smartphone. Just donât expect it to cost any less than it used to.
A version of this article appears in the March 15, 2016 issue of Fortune with the headline âProfits on Order.â












