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The Apple and Epic Games court case is literally bananas

May 11, 2021, 7:48 PM UTC

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For a Very Serious Lawsuit, the Apple versus Epic Games tech trial of the decade is ripe with humor.

Witness this recent exchange on Monday, as recorded by the Verge, during day six of the courtroom hearings. Displaying an image of the squad-selection screen in Epic’s hit video game Fortnite, one of Apple’s lawyers pointed out one character. “And we have a large yellow banana here, don’t we? In a tuxedo?” the attorney asked. “Yes. That is Peely,” replied Matthew Weissinger, Epic’s head of marketing.

Courtesy of Fortnite Wiki

Fortnite character Peely, appearing in raw form.

When Peely is dressed in black-tie attire, the fruity fighter is known as “Agent Peely,” the attorney noted. Then Apple’s lawyer took a droll jab: “We thought it better to go with the suit than the naked banana, since we are in federal court this morning.”

You may wonder: Why is a lawyer for the world’s most valuable company—worth more than $2 trillion—lingering on the wardrobe choices of an anthropomorphic banana? Just seeking a bit of levity to lighten up the courtroom? Simply a jokester? No, there is method to the bar-member’s madness.

The reasoning for this apparent digression, oddly, strikes at the heart of the court case. Apple’s lawyer is, wryly, suggesting impropriety on the part of Epic. If Apple can persuade the court that Epic’s editorial standards play too fast and loose, then it can make the case that its buttoned-up curatorial policies in its own App Store are carefully considered, legitimate, and necessary, thereby potentially justifying the high fees it charges on app-based transactions there. What might seem like an off-the-cuff joke speaks volumes, in other words, about the foundation of Apple’s legal defense.

To fully understand the benchside buck-naked banana banter, it helps to consider some context. In an earlier exchange on Friday, an Apple lawyer tried to deal a blow by getting Steve Allison, VP of Epic’s Games Store, to agree that Epic’s app market hosts “offensive and sexualized” material. The exchange centered on, an indie game store and Epic partner that hosts “adult” content, like the pornographic “Horny Chronicles” and “Sexpool.” (Epic argues that offering access to is different from putting erotic games directly on its own Game Store.)

Ever sensitive to Apple’s prurient insinuations, Epic did not let slip the banana aside. Later on Monday, an Epic lawyer brought up Apple’s sly stunt in direct examination. “There might have been an implication that to show Peely without a suit would have been inappropriate, do you recall that?” Epic’s lawyer said. “Is there anything inappropriate about Peely without a suit?”

“No there is not,” Weissinger replied. Epic’s lawyer continued, presenting a picture of Peely, “Is there anything inappropriate about Peely without clothes?”

Came Weissinger’s absolutely delicious answer: “It’s just a banana, ma’am.” Get your mind out of the gutter, in other words.

Add Weissinger’s zinger to the list of unforgettable one-liners to spring out of other legal testimonials this year, from “I like the stock” to “I am not a cat.” The exchange calls to mind U.S. Supreme Court Justice Stewart Potter’s famous, precedent-setting and relevant description of obscenity in the ’60s: “I know it when I see it.” Same goes for comedy.

This is an epic legal battle, indeed. You can count on Data Sheet to keep peeling back the layers on the court case to lay bare its juiciest innards.

Robert Hackett
Twitter: @rhhackett


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