Pre-Marketing: Too big to jail?

* Untested: Why does DoJ believe “too big to jail?”

* Irish finance minister: We will not be U.S. “whipping boy”

* Morning Call: Global shares stumble on Bernanke comments

* No ceremony: How Congress quietly undid its insider trading rules

* Duane Stanford: Herbalife’s CEO fights back

* DoE joy: Tesla pays back loan early

* Be your own Tim Cook: How to dodge taxes like Apple

* An actual job: Helping hedge funders cope with prison

* Anti-information: Colbert vs. the Census limitation bill

* This happened: Jimmy Palotta gives the Pope a basketball jersey

* Good cause: Wall St. A-listers turn out to fight skin cancer

* Matthew Lynn: 5 lessons Europe can learn from Abenomics

* Tweet of the Day: @JasonHirschhorn I wish I was as over as Facebook.

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