Just a few ways to be profitably and pleasantly (if uselessly) employed, from Stanley Bing’s book, “100 Bulls**t Jobs and How to Get Them” (Harper Collins).
A reader from Florida writes
$$ Pitiful
Upside: Help people in those few moments away from paperwork. According to gallup, bsing in the consistently “most trusted profession”
Downside: Danger. More nurses die each year from job related injuries than police and fire fighters combined.
Darkside: After fatal injuries and low pay, – oh, there’s poop and goobers.
Readers, what do you think? Is this a bulls**t job?