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Video: A musical tribute to the Apple Watch

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Philip Elmer-DeWitt
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September 11, 2014, 1:49 PM ET

Jonathan Mann claims he has written and recorded an original song every day since January 2009. According to his Wikipedia entry:

  • His most viewed video, “The iPhone Antenna Song,” was played by Apple CEO Steve Jobs at the start of the iPhone 4 press conference.
  • The commercial tune “Bing Goes the Internet” won a jingle contest sponsored by Microsoft Bing, yet was deemed “the worst jingle in the world” by the website Techcrunch.
  • “Hey, Paul Krugman!,” a song dedicated to economist Paul Krugman, was performed live on the Rachel Maddow Show.
  • Janet Hill, the wife of Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, commissioned Mann to produce a song in honor of Wozniak’s 60th birthday. The song “That’s Just the Woz,” was noted as Wozniak described the composition as the “best present she’d ever received.”

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Song number 2,078 is devoted to Apple’s 9/9 event. It’s one of Mann’s better efforts, although its final refrain, speculating about what guys are likely to draw on their Apple Watches, is not entirely safe for office viewing.

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Thanks to The Loop‘s Shawn King for the tip.

See also:

  • A real watch guy’s take on the Apple Watch
  • The Apple Watch: What the analysts are saying

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