The bread is JPM, the egg is worth $2 billion
* Immobile? FTC probes FB-Instagram deal
* Hard copy: JPMorgan details its $2 billion disaster
* Nelson Schwartz: JPMorgan shock is new fodder for reformers
* As Yahoo turns: Cap Re leans toward siding with Dan Loeb
* Morning Call: U.S. futures tumble on JPM, European shares fall and the Nikkei heads south.
* Chris Dixon: From B2C to B2S
* Global investor poll: Obama tops Romney
* Tim Carney: Do bankers count as capitalists?
* Hugh Hendry: Hedge funds head for big banana peel
* David Weidner: How Buffett may keep Avon independent
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* Does Tim Cook know? Siri thinks Nokia makes “the best smartphone ever”
* Reuters says Facebook IPO oversubscribed. Bloomberg says demand is weak. @nichcarlson says “I think bankers are monkeying with reporters.”
