The internet’s best suggestions for Facebook’s rebrand so far

By Felicia Hou

Facebook, which has come under fire recently for its misinformation regulation and its negative mental health impact on girls using Instagram, is planning on rebranding the company with a new name that focuses on the metaverse. Mark Zuckerberg isn’t set to formally discuss the name change until Oct. 28, but the internet has some suggestions. Maybe Zuck will take some of these into consideration.

Facepalm

Facepalm 🤦‍♀️— Jennie on the Block (@cryptofuturyst) October 20, 2021

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Facebook

Facebook is rumored to be changing its name to become a larger brand. Possibilities:
1) I Can't Believe It's Not Facebook
2) Mark's Mart
3) Facebook 'N Things
4) Friendster+
5) Facebook Zero
6) Facebook NCIS
7) Markwarts
8) That Thing Your Mom Loves— Paul Rudnick (@PaulRudnickNY) October 20, 2021

MySpace

MySpace— PK Lance (@PKPlayerOne) October 20, 2021

Big Brother

Big Brother
— Stella Jew (@stella_knew) October 20, 2021

Finsta

Finsta— Brendan Carr (@BrendanCarrFCC) October 20, 2021

Skynet

pic.twitter.com/5BFHkMmfwX— The Underground Man (@RaineyDayMusic) October 20, 2021

Face (drop the book)

drop the book, just Face— Danny Trinh (@dtrinh) October 20, 2021

Corporation

https://twitter.com/NIH_LLAMAS/status/1450650916479246339?s=20

The Monopoly

Would be pretty funny tho if they call the parent company The Monopoly.— M. Iannucci 🐌 (@mikeiannucci) October 20, 2021

The

https://twitter.com/VenomConker/status/1450658524778860552?s=20

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