• Home
  • Latest
  • Fortune 500
  • Finance
  • Tech
  • Leadership
  • Lifestyle
  • Rankings
  • Multimedia

Trendingnow

1

Tennessee linebacker Arion Carter was suspended over a $427 flight—now he's donating that amount to charity for every tackle he makes this season

2

Current price of silver as of Monday, September 8, 2026

3

Kevin O'Leary says Steve Jobs taught him to focus on 3 things a day—and small talk or a family phone call is just noise getting in the way

1

Tennessee linebacker Arion Carter was suspended over a $427 flight—now he's donating that amount to charity for every tackle he makes this season

2

Current price of silver as of Monday, September 8, 2026

3

Kevin O'Leary says Steve Jobs taught him to focus on 3 things a day—and small talk or a family phone call is just noise getting in the way
Personal Financegambling

This CEO isn’t sure about financial nihilism, but he’s horrified by sports gambling online. So this football season, he’ll pay you not to do it

Nick Lichtenberg
By
Nick Lichtenberg
Nick Lichtenberg
Business Editor
Down Arrow Button Icon
Nick Lichtenberg
By
Nick Lichtenberg
Nick Lichtenberg
Business Editor
Down Arrow Button Icon
September 9, 2026, 12:42 PM ET
noah
Acorns CEO Noah Kerner.courtesy of Acorns
Google source logo
Add Fortune on Google for similar content.

Noah Kerner will not tell you that an entire generation has lost faith in the idea that patient, boring investing can make them rich. He’s not ready to sign off on the concept of “financial nihilism,” the theory that young Americans, spooked by AI, debt, and a generally uncertain world, have decided the only rational move is to gamble on crypto, prediction markets, and parlays instead of grinding out 8% a year in an index fund.

Recommended Video

“I don’t know if it’s real,” Kerner told Fortune in a recent interview. “I don’t have the statistics on it.”

But ask him about online sports betting in general, and the hedging disappears. The onset of the NFL season, he said, is “the moment millions of Americans are primed to make a bet and most likely lose money”—and he’s decided the right response isn’t a lecture, it’s a payout.

This season, Kerner’s financial wellness company, Acorns, known for investing customers’ spare change, is offering to match a user’s self-reported sports betting losses, up to $50, and deposit it directly into a new Acorns investment account. The campaign, called “Investinall,” is styled as a spoof pharmaceutical launch—complete with an “active ingredient” (compound interest) and “inactive ingredients” (diversification and patience)—timed deliberately to the first Sunday of the NFL regular season, when Kerner says the country is most primed to lose money on a bet.

Kerner’s diagnosis

Kerner was careful, in conversation, not to overclaim about a nihilistic mindset behind the current moment in gambling.

“It’s just not what history shows,” he said, noting every generation learns to save money and invest at some point. “But I understand in a time where there’s a lot of uncertainty in the world, that people shift into a nihilistic mindset,” he said, citing anxieties about AI taking jobs or the possibility of geopolitical catastrophe as plausible triggers. “But it’s just not what history shows.”

He added: “Our goal is to pull people into a place of hope, confidence, and patience … you might as well do the right thing for your money.”

That agnosticism about the broader cultural diagnosis stands in contrast to his certainty about the underlying behavior. Acorns cites data showing 27% of Americans and 52% of men ages 18 to 49 have an active online sportsbook account, and 96% of surveyed bettors lost money overall. One in four bettors, per the same data, say they’ve missed a bill payment because of gambling. Kerner, who was a psychology major in college, described the mechanics behind sportsbook design as variable rewards, near-miss notifications, and in-game micro-bets engineered to keep the dopamine loop running.

“I tell the company we’re in the business of managing emotions,” Kerner told Fortune, adding that he likes to think of himself as the “chief emotional officer” or “chief emotions officer.”

The remedy: cash, no questions asked

The mechanics of Investinall are unusually simple, and Acorns is relying entirely on the honor system to run it. A new customer goes to a dedicated page, self-reports how much they lost on a bet, opens an Acorns Invest account, and commits to a recurring investment of at least $5. In return, Acorns deposits between $1 and $50 into the new account, no proof of the loss required.

Asked whether he worried about the exposure—or what happens if huge numbers of bettors show up during the first weekend of football claiming losses—Kerner waved off the risk, treating the payout less as a giveaway and more as a redirected marketing budget.

“We have a marketing budget to acquire customers, so we just basically put it into creative ideas like this and give it back to the customer,” he said. Pressed again on whether the math could break if uptake outpaced projections, he added: “We’re basically going on honor code that says, like, if you lost, you come to us, you tell us you lost money, you set up an Acorns account.”

Acorns is leaning on one comparison above all others to make its pitch land: The average surveyed bettor spends $274 a month, or $3,284 a year, on gambling. Invested instead at a historical 8% annual return, the company says, that same money could grow to more than $950,000 over 40 years. It’s a hypothetical, not a guarantee—return assumptions like that are doing a lot of work in that sentence—but it’s the number built to make a bettor pause before placing a Sunday parlay.

Kerner traces the strategy to a company instinct he describes as opportunistic rather than moralizing: inserting Acorns into “one of the worst moments in someone’s money life, which is when you’re gambling and losing money.”

Betting, trading, predicting: no real distinction, he says

Kerner extends his skepticism well past sportsbooks. Asked whether he considers prediction markets, including Kalshi and Polymarket, that let users wager on everything from elections to the weather—fundamentally different from a sportsbook, he didn’t hesitate: “I think betting is betting.”

The company’s press materials go further, lumping day-trading apps into the same category, arguing they “sell volatility as opportunity” and are “engineered to exploit impulse,” aimed at a generation “trained to expect instant results.”

Kerner said he isn’t involved in regulatory debates over how prediction markets should be classified or overseen, treating the question as outside his lane even as his marketing squarely targets the behavior.

For all the certainty in Kerner’s diagnosis of the problem, he’s notably modest about how much progress the company—16 million customers and more than $33 billion invested since 2014—has made against it. Asked how Acorns is doing at managing the emotions and habits that drive people toward gambling instead of investing, Kerner responded: “Not well enough! The reality is that 100 million Americans should be using Acorns or a product like Acorns… Since we don’t have a hundred million customers yet, we’re not doing a good enough job.”

Maybe you can be part of that solution this football season.

For this story, Fortune journalists used generative AI as a research tool. An editor verified the accuracy of the information before publishing.

Fortune Daily breaks the traditional barrier between audience and newsroom. The show transforms Fortune’s trusted reporting into actionable, conversational, and entertaining insights for an emerging class of business leaders. Watch here.
About the Author
Nick Lichtenberg
By Nick LichtenbergBusiness Editor
LinkedIn icon

Nick Lichtenberg is business editor and was formerly Fortune's executive editor of global news.

See full bioRight Arrow Button Icon
Google source logo
Add Fortune on Google for similar content.

Latest in Personal Finance


Most Popular

Fortune Secondary Logo
Rankings
  • 100 Best Companies
  • Fortune 500
  • Global 500
  • Fortune 500 Europe
  • Most Powerful Women
  • World's Most Admired Companies
  • See All Rankings
  • Lists Calendar
Sections
  • Finance
  • Fortune Crypto
  • Features
  • Leadership
  • Health
  • Commentary
  • Success
  • Retail
  • Mpw
  • Tech
  • Lifestyle
  • CEO Initiative
  • Asia
  • Politics
  • Conferences
  • Europe
  • Newsletters
  • Personal Finance
  • Environment
  • Magazine
  • Education
Customer Support
  • Frequently Asked Questions
  • Customer Service Portal
  • Privacy Policy
  • Terms Of Use
  • Single Issues For Purchase
  • International Print
Commercial Services
  • Advertising
  • Fortune Brand Studio
  • Fortune Analytics
  • Fortune Conferences
  • Business Development
  • Group Subscriptions
About Us
  • About Us
  • Press Center
  • Work At Fortune
  • Terms And Conditions
  • Site Map
  • About Us
  • Press Center
  • Work At Fortune
  • Terms And Conditions
  • Site Map
  • Facebook icon
  • Twitter icon
  • LinkedIn icon
  • Instagram icon
  • TikTok icon
  • YouTube icon

    Latest in Personal Finance


    Most Popular

    © 2026 Fortune Media IP Limited. All Rights Reserved. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy | CA Notice at Collection and Privacy Notice | Do Not Sell/Share My Personal Information
    FORTUNE is a trademark of Fortune Media IP Limited, registered in the U.S. and other countries. FORTUNE may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. Offers may be subject to change without notice.