* Guglielmo: John Doerr’s plan to reclaim VC crown

* Roche: Hedge funds are getting their teeth kicked in

* Morning Call: U.S. futures flat, Europe climbs and Japan jumps.

* The Daily Show: Residential evil

* Not done yet: Icahn eyes Dell board fight

* Thoma: 7 myths about Keynesian economics

* Dan Wilchins: 5 days below the poverty line

* Warning sign? NYSE margin debt raises eyebrows

* Broken promise? SolarCity sues U.S. for grant funds

* Gasparino: Everyone is trying to shut up Jamie Dimon

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* Michael Carney: Can a category leader’s $60 million sale be anything but underwhelming?

* Tweet of the day: @morningmoneyben BREAKING: Stock market juiced by Fed easing and corporate cost cutting hits arbitrary milestone not reflective of real economy.

* Tweet of the day II: @Megan: Great Gatsby remake set in 2008 Atherton. Gatsby’s a shady founder, Tom a VC partner, Nick’s a lazy blogger, Jordan works in PR.