100 Great Things About America
China rules the commercial catch, but more people fish for fun here than anywhere else.
A game we sometimes play in real life, too.
28. The Big Apple Circus
Where joy and, occasionally, fear comes in clown twelve-packs by tiny car
Imitators don’t stand a chance
Friend us? Just kidding… but seriously. Please friend us.
Loosen your belt and watch the parade
32. Pickup trucks
Our nation’s first outlet for unfunny bumper stickers
33. The Simpsons
May Bart and Lisa never make it to high school.
34. Oprah Winfrey
But after 2011, no more free cars for the audience
Not just for dogs
36. Mad Men
Jon Hamm + Christina Hendricks = cooler than the actual ‘60s
37. New York/Boston sports rivalry
For our safety, we decline to comment.
38. MRI machine
Perfect for after that Yanks-Sox game
The first to make polyester clothes out of old plastic bottles
40. Archie Comics
Betty or Veronica: 68 years and the debate rages on
41. The Golden Gate Bridge
Dirty Harry meets Full House. Uh oh.
43. Fantasy football
45. Trader Joe’s
If cheap wine were apples, we present the modern Johnny Appleseed. Amen.
46. The 4th of July
47. Harley Davidson
The motorcycle company that has survived both the Great Depression and the Hybrid Obsession
48. March Madness
So crazy it spills into April
As Facebook proved, it’s Scrabulous
Even useful when empty, as moorings