50 Bulls**t Jobs: Zamboni Driver

April 30, 2007, 2:06 PM UTC

Just a few ways to be profitably and pleasantly (if uselessly) employed, from Stanley Bing’s book, “100 Bulls**t Jobs and How to Get Them” (Harper Collins).

A reader from Maryland writes:

You do ten-twenty minutes of work for each hour and the rest of your time you spend “getting ready.” It sucks when you’re the first person to arrive before the hockey starts and you have to deal with the idiots who cannot tell time. Salary ranges form $25k to $60k. It’s plenty of fun especially when you have hot hockey moms. You get to drive a huge truck-like machine on ice and are expected to not miss any spots. You get to watch all the hockey you can handle and get to play when everyone is off the ice. It can get cold in the winter, but in the summer its a great escape from the heat, if you have a job in the summer.

 Readers, what do you think? Is this a bulls**t job?