Just a few ways to be profitably and pleasantly (if uselessly) employed, from Stanley Bing’s book, “100 Bulls**t Jobs and How to Get Them” (Harper Collins).
A reader from Phoenix writes:
You stand (or sit) around and push buttons while you drink for free, collect money, and generally d**k around while drunken morons scream their horribly off-key rendition of “Black Velvet” into the microphone.
Upside: Free drinks, easy money, opportunity to meet lots of interesting people.
Downside: It’s karaoke.
Note: I’m actually reading this article and sending you this from my job as a karaoke D.J., if that says anything about how bulls**t this job is.
Readers, what do you think? Is this a bulls**t job?