50 Bulls**t Jobs: Karaoke D.J.

April 30, 2007, 2:19 PM UTC

Just a few ways to be profitably and pleasantly (if uselessly) employed, from Stanley Bing’s book, “100 Bulls**t Jobs and How to Get Them” (Harper Collins).

A reader from Phoenix writes:

You stand (or sit) around and push buttons while you drink for free, collect money, and generally d**k around while drunken morons scream their horribly off-key rendition of “Black Velvet” into the microphone.

Upside: Free drinks, easy money, opportunity to meet lots of interesting people.

Downside: It’s karaoke.

Note: I’m actually reading this article and sending you this from my job as a karaoke D.J., if that says anything about how bulls**t this job is.

Readers, what do you think? Is this a bulls**t job?