50 Bulls**t Jobs: Country Club Restaurant Matrade

April 30, 2007, 8:22 PM UTC

Just a few ways to be profitably and pleasantly (if uselessly) employed, from Stanley Bing’s book, “100 Bulls**t Jobs and How to Get Them” (Harper Collins).

A reader from South Carolina writes:

All I do is greet the rich people as the come to dinner and make sure the important rich people get the best tables. They slip me $100.00 bills all the time to move themselves up the social ladder and get better tables. If they sow up without making a reservation they know that $200.00 in my hand will get them sat right away at a great table. I also make about $30,000 a year salary to stand around doing nothing all night. I eat a free $80.00 Dinner each night and get all the free Top Shelf liquor I can drink after my shift and all the hot rich women love me and secretly want to hook up with me if they can ditch their millionaire husbands.

Readers, what do you think? Is this a bulls**t job?