50 Bulls**t Jobs: Professional Clairvoyant

April 27, 2007, 12:50 PM UTC

Just a few ways to be profitably and pleasantly (if uselessly) employed, from Stanley Bing’s book, “100 Bulls**t Jobs and How to Get Them” (Harper Collins).

A reader from San Francisco writes:

I read energy and can accurately identify health issues and locate missing people and pets… Telling the future however, is a paradox. Since the future is a result of your beliefs with what could happen based on your past experiences you can change the outcome by changing your beliefs.. Some things are predestined, but how you experience it is up to you. It is a bulls**t job because people want you to indulge them in what they want to hear instead of realizing their reality is a composite of what they believe can come true consciously and subconsciously.

Readers, what do you think? Is this a bulls**t job?