Just a few ways to be profitably and pleasantly (if uselessly) employed, from Stanley Bing’s book, “100 Bulls**t Jobs and How to Get Them” (Harper Collins).
A reader from Charleston writes:
Monitor the number of collect calls made from payphones. Amount of time per day required to accomplish – 15 minutes. Why, because there are 150 million cell phones in the country and only 300,000 payphones. Plus, when was the last time you made a collect call from a payphone? Pay – $50,000/year, why? Because a 3 minute collect call cost $25 and someone is still making them! Also get to spend plenty of time staring at the wall.
Readers, what do you think? Is this a bulls**t job?