50 Bulls**t Jobs: Pet Care Consultant

April 26, 2007, 8:46 PM UTC

Just a few ways to be profitably and pleasantly (if uselessly) employed, from Stanley Bing’s book, “100 Bulls**t Jobs and How to Get Them” (Harper Collins).

A reader from Atlanta writes:

Basically, you walk dogs all day. Starting pay is $8 and can go up to $10, plus holiday bonuses. The downside is you have to deal with a lot of literal s**t and deal with managers who think that their job makes them god. However, you learn alot about breeds (maybe that’ll help someday) and dog walking attracts some really interesting people. Your coworkers will either be your best friends or your worst enemies; either way, it’s a colorful work environment.

Readers, what do you think? Is this a bulls**t job?