By Ellen McGirt
Updated: July 13, 2018 1:31 PM ET

Here’s your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

Swimming while, mowing

lawns while, walking while black

(or Puerto Rican.)

 

2.

The wee sub came too

late. “We still need you,” said Flint.

“I’m there,” said Elon

 

3.

Strzok through the heart; but

we’re all to blame; though you gave

Congress a bad name

 

4.

NATO on the rocks,

an angry baby took flight:

when Queens met the Queen

 

5.

One thousand, sixty

eight days since Sandra Bland died.

But who is counting?

 

Programming note: I’m heading out Aspen, Colo. way for Brainstorm Tech, from July 16-18. Diversity remains top of mind, so stay tuned for some great reporting. Check out our YouTube channel for more, including highlights from last year.

And have a rockin’ weekend.

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