Early this morning, Bloomberg terminals across the globe suffered a major outage that brought the world of finance to its knees. Traders were forced to boot their backup Thomson Reuters machines, dust off their phones, or sit idly by while the company sorted out its “internal network issue.” Most of all, though, the traders—and those who report on them—flocked to Twitter to rant.
Fortune dug through the highlights so you don’t have to. Here are the best tweets, for your amusement, in no particular order:
Editor’s note: The story has been updated to include additional tweets, crowdsourced from Fortune readers. Send more suggestions to @rhhackett or @FortuneMagazine on Twitter.
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