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Hypercritical: Apple gets an A- for the iPad, an F for not fixing TV

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Philip Elmer-DeWitt
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January 5, 2014, 9:21 AM ET

Source: Hypercritical.

FORTUNE — What I liked most about the unsolicited 2013 To-Do List that John Siracusa gave Tim Cook at the beginning of last year was how down-to-earth and user-oriented it seemed. No talk of gross margins. No mention of China Mobile. Hardly any unannounced products (no iWatch and only a glancing reference to iTV).

Siracusa — best known to Apple (AAPL) watchers for his blog (Hypercritical), his podcasts (Hypercritical and Accidental) and the book-length reviews of OS X he writes for Ars Technica — is a critical guy. One might even call him hypercritical.

But he’s also fair, and the grades he posted Friday for Apple’s 2013 performance would, I think, agree with those of most fair-minded observers. Even that “F” for TV makes sense, when you read the final item on last year’s to-do list:

Do something about TV. After years of steadily ramping up its rhetoric, it’s time for Apple to put up or shut up about TV. Make an actual Apple TV set; allow third-party apps on a massively revised Apple TV box; buy Netflix; whatever—you decide, Tim. I agree, it’s a hard problem and a tough market. But it’s time for action.

Friday’s post is classic Siracusa: Smart, blunt and chock-a-block with carefully chosen links — including a hair-raising Wallace and Gromit easter egg that I will leave for the reader to discover.

UPDATE: Siracusa reviews his findings at some length with Marco Arment and Casey Liss in Accidental Tech Podcast No. 46: A Compromised Machine. The report card discussion comes after the follow up, before yet another dive into the Mac Pro.

LINKS:

  • Apple’s 2013 To-Do List
  • Apple’s 2013 Scorecard
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