Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos is accusing David J. Pecker, publisher of National Enquirer of extortion and blackmail.
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By Ellen McGirt
February 8, 2019

Here’s your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

Does a nipple count

if nobody wants to see

it? UnSuper Bowl

 

2.

Let’s just throw the keys

to the state of Virginia

to Stacey Abrams

 

3.

“I regret wearing

blackface in the past.” Liam

Neeson: “Hold my beer.

 

4.

Democracy dies

in dick pics! Bezos prime time:

Exposing Pecker.

(h/t @xeni)

 

I would like to speak

to the manager: This Black

History Month sucks.

 

Enjoy your own beautiful face this weekend.

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