By Ellen McGirt
Updated: June 1, 2018 1:14 PM ET

Here is your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

Ambien looks up

from phone. “Let’s get the Tiki

Torch folks to consult.”

 

2.

If only Anna

Marie Johnson had appeared

on The Apprentice

 

3.

“Class, what did you learn

this week?” Pusha T’s name, the

meaning of “feckless.”

 

4.

Cohen: Now hear this!

LeBron: Here 51 points

Wyoming: Here, Ye?

 

5.

A rare Golden day!

Fibonacci lovers, the

ratio is yours

 

Have a gloriously symmetrical and aesthetically pleasing weekend.

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