By Ellen McGirt
Updated: December 15, 2017 11:01 AM ET

Your week in review, in haiku

 

1.

Twitter: Poor you! We

care. Wait, what? #RACIST (Told you.)

World is trash. <Repeat>

 

2.

Happy trails, Sassy!

And Happy Hannukah to

Roy Moore’s attorney.

 

3.

Praise to the big Balls:

Way to put the “lit” back in

Lithuania.

 

4.

Omarosa storms

the gates of power, Atlas

shrugged. Bye Felicia.

 

5.

Twelve-fourteen. Twenty

six souls. Eleven minutes.

Three guns. No end, grief.

 

Have a safe and hopeful weekend.

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