Given that Starr plead guilty to defrauding his clients of up to $59 million — plus money laundering — it’s not a great bet that Diane was able to secure “a ton” of letters by Monday’s deadline. So, to help out, I’ve drafted a few letters from Starr’s onetime pals. Hopefully Diane — who met Ken while she was dancing at Scores — can just print them out and get them signed:
Or how about this one?
So there you go Diane. If these don’t work out, I’m sure we could write some more. And if anyone else out there wants to write their own letter, what follows are the official guidelines, from Starr’s attorney: