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FORTUNE — I’m here to sing the praises of StockTwit’s SirIsaacNewton, whoever he may be.

Not content to teach basic technical analysis since early December to shell-shocked investors on the Twitter-based messaging service, he has posted a 3:49-minute movie, accompanied by soundtrack and Reuters headlines, of the bizarre bear market that lopped $170 billion off Apple’s (AAPL) market value between the September 21 launch of the iPhone 5 and Christmas Eve.

He calls it “the only drama we StockTwit fans can truly share and understand.”

Can anyone name that tune? SoundHound and Shazam both came up empty.

Thanks to reader Navin Nagrani for the tip.