FORTUNE — How does Apple’s (AAPL) share price respond to a high-profile media event in which there are few surprises?

You can read too much into a chart like the one above, but it suggests that Mr. Market was:

• Disappointed with the unsurprising name of the new iPhone
• Pleased with the engineering specs and other details as they unfolded
• Lost interest during the rehashing of iOS 6 features that he saw in June
• Perked up when the prices were announced
• Liked what he saw in the new iPod nano and iPod touch
• Started to lose hope when “one more thing” turned out to be new earbuds
• Chastised the stock mildly when it was clear that we will have to wait a bit longer for the iPad mini, a new iMac, Apple TV news, etc.
• Came to his senses before the trading day ended

Apple closed at $669.79, up $9.20 (1.39%) for the day.