By Ellen McGirt
May 17, 2019

Here’s your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

Iran’s furrowed brow,

Xi’s crossed arms, D.P.’s deep thirst,

Canada’s trash canned

 

 

2.

[Man smiles at mirror]

“President de Blaaaaaaasioooo.”

He nods. [Cue laugh track]

 

3.

Sony, Microsoft

sitting in a tree P-L-

A-Y-I-N-G

 

4.

Linda Brown walked and

walked and walked and walked to school:

separate, not equal

 

5.

I had fun once,” she

purred to Saint Peter. “And it

wasn’t that awful.”

 

Wishing you the least-grumpy weekend possible.

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