By Ellen McGirt
May 10, 2019

Here’s your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

Hello, I’m baby!

LeRoy T’Challa Jamal

Mountbatten-Windsor

 

2.

I don’t know if “send

famous basketball players

is our best move here

 

3.

Market slumps, China

Trumps, Hollywood dumps, Chelsea

jumps, Warwick’s a chump.

 

4.

Eight schools, shots ring out.

Four dead, seventeen wounded

in 2019

 

5.

A great second act:

The white throated rail flips the

bird at extinction

 

Have a peaceful and evolutionary weekend.

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