Lifetime airs a six-part documentary that explores credible allegations of the star's sexual abuse of women and minors.
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By Ellen McGirt
Updated: January 4, 2019 1:26 PM ET

Here’s your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

History is a

mystery: Many bad deals,

lots of sand and death

 

2.

Apple disappoints,

Powell releases the doves.

Stock market whiplash

 

3.

We want women to

lead! Just not Pelosi or

Unlikeable Liz.

 

4.

House Calls: Gavel like

Nancy, trash talk like Tlaib,

dance like AOC

 

5.

I believe he should

fly (to jail)…think about it

every night and day…

 

Have a powerful and equitable weekend.

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