By Ellen McGirt
Updated: December 7, 2018 2:51 PM ET

Here’s your week in review, in haiku

 

1.

Oh, voter fatigue!

Midterms that will never end,

felons on speed-dial

 

2.

We are arresting

the daughters of company

founders now? Well, then.

 

3.

The forty-first left

this life lauded by many;

two in silent prayer

 

4.

Live from the Witch Hunt

Report: Lies, fake news, leaking!

Rage-tweeter-in-chief

 

5.

We risked losing you:

And starting a commotion.

Shouldn’t have fallen?

 

 

 

Have a buzzy and love-filled weekend.

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