By Ellen McGirt
Updated: October 12, 2018 10:13 AM ET

Here’s your week in review in haiku.

 

1.

Feel like a man in

a red hat: As the rains come,

children in cages.

 

2.

Kanye, White House star!

Really, says Common, Jay-Z

and Kendrick Lamar

 

3.

Michael roared, Jamal

slain, Melania bullied?

Brett swears, Eric kicks.

 

4.

“Maybe some people

just shouldn’t tweet,” muses the

SEC, the world.

 

5.

We have ten years left

to cool things down. Then Mother

moves on without us.

 

Have safe and inspiring weekend.

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