Apple CEO Tim Cook delivers brief remarks as U.S. President Donald Trump (R) and White House Director of the Office of American Innovation and the president's son-in-law Jared Kushner listen during a meeting of the American Technology Council in the State Dining Room of the White House June 19, 2017 in Washington, DC.
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By Ellen McGirt
Updated: August 24, 2018 12:50 PM ET

Here’s your week in review, in haiku

 

1.

All pay tribute to

the Queen of Soul! Madonna:

Wait, hold my dreadlocks.

 

2.

Nixon smiles, then nods.

“The challenge, really, is to

stay unindicted.”

 

3.

Pecker puts the Pres

in a Pickle! (We are all

nine-year-old boys now.)

 

4.

Big Island floods while

Berlin burns. A summer of

climate reckoning

 

5.

She march for us, she

hire us, she is the gift:

It’s Ava’s born day.

 

Have a joyous and celebratory weekend.

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