By Ellen McGirt
Updated: August 17, 2018 1:12 PM ET

Here’s your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

The great finale,

West Wing reality show.

The n-word reveal?

 

2.

Cancelled: a parade,

a security clearance,

a grateful nation.

 

3.

DoorDash gets the cash,

Elon gets the sads, Walmart

gets the big Dow bounce

 

4.

The smell of Agent

Orange in the morning? The

jokes just write themselves.

 

5.

The Queen stepped forward.

“Welcome,” smiled Peter. “You can

put your purse right here.”

 

Have a righteous weekend.

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