By Ellen McGirt
Updated: August 3, 2018 2:51 PM ET

Your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

“You look fetching in

that ostrich jacket.” Yeti

poured the wine and smiled.

 

2.

Trillion dollar fruit:

Two Steves, one garage, and the

rest of the whole world.

 

3.

Outside looking in:

Separated, abandoned,

our enduring shame.

 

4.

Colin Kaepernick

erased, Flint struggles on, and

King James leads the way.

 

5.

As the world burns a

cleansing fire, the scorched earth

rids herself of us.

 

Wishing you a breakthrough weekend.

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