By Ellen McGirt
Updated: June 8, 2018 1:02 PM ET

Here’s your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

Scott Pruitt, guilty.

Clear violation of the

emollients clause.

 

2.

Alice Marie is

home. A tipped hat casts no shade:

Kim Kardashian

 

3.

Give us your tired,

your poor, huddled masses. Then,

we will take your kids

 

4.

The way we live now:

Dennis Rodman’s take on nukes

is sort of…good news?

 

5.

World traveler, friend,

Confidential truth-teller:

The Kitchen at rest

 

Take good care of yourself this weekend.

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