By Ellen McGirt
Updated: May 25, 2018 10:41 AM ET

Your week in review in haiku.

 

1.

Free to a good home:

Official coins, “Peace Talks!!” note

pads, Nobel Prize stand.

 

2.

<Yawns> “WE’VE UPDATED

OUR PRIVACY TERMS! THEY’RE GRRRRRRRRREAT!”

<Closes box of cereal>

 

3.

Long overdue pitch:

“Orange is the New Weinstein”

Perp walk, roll credits.

 

4.

Voice of God: Morgan?

We’re going to need that “ally”

badge back. Okay? Thanks.

 

5.

A grateful nation

remembers the answered call.

Decoration Day

 

Have a memorable long weekend. I am grateful for all of you. RaceAhead returns on Wednesday, May 30.

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