By Ellen McGirt
Updated: April 6, 2018 2:13 PM ET

Your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

Trump: “Tariff time, yo.”

China: “Fine. Hold my Tsingtao…

and your damn soybeans.”

 

2.

Shower head. Cell phone.

CDs. Loosies. Listening

to rap. Toy. Skittles.

 

3.

“How could things be this

bad?” asks the world. “Are we mind

readers?” sighs Facebook.

 

4.

RiRi, Chrissy T,

Invasion of Privacy?

Cardi B: She back!

 

5.

A firefly’s grave:

Isao Takahata

sketched with light and air

 

Have an animated weekend, everyone.

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