By Ellen McGirt
Updated: March 23, 2018 1:27 PM ET

Your week in review, in haiku

 

1.

Вы можете правило для жизни!

Шаг 1: быть олигархом.

Шаг 2: Вот и все.

 

2.

Third time’s a charm(er).

Bolton shakes fist. World quakes: DO

NOT CONGRATULATE

 

3.

Wanted: Legal team.

Good with Storms. No background checks.

Be camera-ready.

 

4.

“Breach of trust? Sorry!”

“Cool.” <Congress checks calendar>

“You free next Thursday?”

 

5.

Marching for our lives;

bigger than the beltway when

enough is enough.

 

Wishing you a meaningful and storm-free weekend.

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