By Ellen McGirt
Updated: February 23, 2018 3:23 PM ET

Your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

From the halls of high

school to the halls of power:

Stoneman standing strong.

 

2.

Olympic trials and

tricks: More spins than medals; one

super dope curler

 

3.

Wanted: Governor,

Missouri resident. A

little less “show me.”

 

4.

“Please add R. Kelly

to the ‘Wakanda No-Fly

List!’ Thank you, The World”

 

5.

Joss Wheedon cancels

himself. Bat Girl whispers, “Not

all heroes wear capes.”

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