By Ellen McGirt
Updated: February 9, 2018 2:14 PM ET

Your week in review, in haiku

 

1.

Find someone who looks

at you like Bradley Cooper

looks at the Eagles.

 

2.

Product pitch: “Alpha

Female Doritos made from

glass ceiling shards.” <Bows>

 

3.

On a scale of one

to great again, how tall is

little Adam Schiff?

 

4.

A fancy car flies

into space, trains and markets

crash. Most peculiar.

 

5.

A Grateful life: The

wired, cybercowboy sleeps

by the silver stream

 

Have an astronomically lyrical weekend.

 

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