By Ellen McGirt
Updated: December 1, 2017 12:25 PM ET

Your week in review, in haiku

 

1.

Patent pending: Desk-

button that releases the

hounds of hell. In pink.

 

2.

Rexit imminent?

Well, tea for the Tillerson,

but no sympathy.

 

3.

A war criminal

drinks poison at trial. Drops dead.

Barely a headline.

 

4.

#MeToo, speaking truth

to power. Call me when they

speak to R. Kelly?

 

5.

Gawlee! Goodbye: Stan’s

sweet husband, Mayberry’s son,

adopted Marine.

 

BONUS BREAKING:

<phone rings> “Sally Yates.”

She nods. “Linney’s great! Call me

when Ava’s attached.”

 

Have a victorious weekend.

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