By Ellen McGirt
Updated: November 10, 2017 1:02 PM ET

Your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

One forty in the

streets; two eighty in the sheets.

Edit button, please?

 

2.

Funny, not funny;

some films don’t deserve popcorn.

I love you, Daddy.

 

3.

Me too, me too, me

too, me too, me too. #MeToo.

Who will make this stop?

 

4.

I will go Twitter

silent for half the Princely

sum paid to Tyrese.

 

5.

To those who’ve served, to

those who’ve stayed the course stateside:

A grateful nation.

 

Wishing you a resilient weekend.

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