By Ellen McGirt
Updated: October 27, 2017 2:21 PM ET

Your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

Back in the day when

people #trended, they were just

dead, not predators

 

2.

New phrases to learn

in Catalan: Adeu,

salut, bona sort.

 

3.

Raise your hand if you

looked through JFK’s files for

Ted Cruz Sr.’s name.

 

4.

Gladiators work

to find our missing black girls.

Bless you, Shonda Rhimes

 

5.

This is how the world

ends now: Not with a bang, but

with a cop-a-feel

 

Have a poetic and scandal-free weekend.

 

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