By Ellen McGirt
Updated: September 29, 2017 1:53 PM ET

Your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

Puerto Rico is

an island. It’s in the sea.

A very big sea

 

2.

Don’t get comfortable

Bodak earned tha love: Fenty

basket, Swift flowers.

 

3.

Weiner heads to jail,

Kush’s bad at emails, pronouns.

Politics is hard.

 

4.

Idea: give the

taxpayers all of Price’s

frequent flyer miles

 

5.

Time to look within:

Afflicted souls, close the gate.

Forgive, atone, joy.

 

Wishing you a good and sweet weekend.

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