By Ellen McGirt
August 11, 2017

Here’s your week in review, in haiku

 

1.

What’s a pre-dawn raid?

Well, when a lawyer loves a

witness verrrrry much…

 

2.

Crack epidemic?

Crime problem. But opioids?

Health crisis. Discuss.

 

3.

That feeling when our

nation’s lonely eyes all turned

to Dennis Rodman

 

4.

Fire and fury,

locked and loaded. Guam, sweet Guam

we hardly knew ye

 

5.

Sedgwick Avenue

Yes, yes y’all, and it don’t stop!

Hip-hop forty-four

 

Wishing you a lyrical weekend!

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