By Ellen McGirt
July 14, 2017

Here’s your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

“Impenetrable

Cyber.” Terrible band name

and worse idea

 

2.

Colin Kaepernick

has beliefs but no job, Flint’s

still water runs black

 

3.

Shout out to Junior,

a high-quality person

of interest. Good boy

 

4.

Roger and Venus

make grass; Murray backhands a

sexist like a champ

 

5.

Beyonce, queen of

florals and Twitter: To Sir

(and Rumi), with love!

 

Wishing you a scandal-free weekend

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