By Ellen McGirt
June 23, 2017

Your week in review, in haiku.

 

1.

Some got a Handel,

others cried their Osses off.

“Now scram!” says Georgia.

 

2.

The fatherland bade

auf wiedersehen: United,

free, at peace…for now.

 

3.

Millions of people

learned that airplanes don’t like it

when it’s really hot.

 

4.

No! I did not tape!

But if I did, it would be

the best tape. Bigly.

 

5.

Cowards die many

times before their curtain calls.

Et tu, Depp? Really?

 

Bonus gratitude haiku:

 

raceAhead dream team,

data queens Stacy and Grace.

Call Marvel! They rock.

 

Have a bigly heroic weekend.

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