By Ellen McGirt
June 2, 2017

Your week in review in haiku:

 

1.

A Griffin shocks. A

First Daughter punts. No one left

but Wonder Woman?

 

2.

Dafuq covfefe?

Sleepy world blinks at phone, sighs,

longs for #bodyslams

 

3.

Pittsburg not Paris!

Pas si vite, mon cher ami:

We’re not in accord.

 

4.

Find someone who looks

at you like Rihanna looks

past Jeff van Gundy

 

5.

Summer casts a spell

for all: Skipping by “marram,”

dressed in “marocain.”

 

 

 

Have a winning weekend!

 

 

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