By Ellen McGirt
May 19, 2017

Your week in review in haiku:

 

1.

“Can’t you let this go?”

(Not with a stack of receipts

fifty Comeys tall.)

 

2.

A bigly witch hunt!

Lincoln, Obama, Clinton:

“Hang on, hold our beers.”

 

3.

When the news frightens:

I picture Erdogan’s men

in floral rompers

 

4.

All hail Jonny Ive!

Flawless curves the mothership

has. But no daycare.

 

5.

Black hole son, how could

We know this would be your fate?

Your time of dying?

 

 

 

Have a righteous weekend, everyone! And hang on to your receipts.

 

 

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