By Ellen McGirt
May 12, 2017

Your week in review in haiku:

 

1.

With few exceptions,

glasnost is failing now. Such

a kick in the TASS.

 

2.

“Nothing’s wrong!” Angry

Marie Osmond wishes her

podium had wheels

 

3.

D.C. in the spring:

The Spice among the bushes,

masks the napalm smell.

 

4.

Occam’s shaving cream:

Good for your face. For your tweets?

Too close for comfort.

 

5.

You know things are bad

when sweet Harry Styles is the

hero that we need.

 

 

 

Have an effortlessly poetic weekend.

 

 

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